10 Things I Learned in KIIT.

1. Ten minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class.

2. Professors without notes (chutkas) are like cars without engine, useless.

3. Every seminar, workshop, society or fest sounds huge until you attend it, then you realize that the so called "Grand Event" is not so Grand.

4. 1 day before mid sem and 4 days before end sem are enough to prepare you for the syllabus which was being taught for last 5 months.

5. Demonstrators in the labs are like programmable androids, never ask them anything other than what has been programmed or they will produce a debugging error.

6. In case there's a holiday, the notice for it will arrive at your hostel 15 mins before class timings.

7. Semester time table changes more often than you change your clothes.

8. Everything you learned in the previous semester gets evaporated from your mind like a cat pissing on a hot tin roof.

9. You realize you are getting a bad education when even after 2 years of studying, you fail to repair a tube light or a bulb.

10. No matter how many books college provides you at the start of the semester, in the end it always goes down to xeroxs, chutkas and torn pages from the books of library.

Add some more if you like :)